From the brilliant mind of Ashlee Simpson

"I'm not going back to 'SNL,'" she said. "They asked me back. But I'm not going back. I figured I probably got the highest ratings for them [this season]."

Does she not realize it was a live show? How could people know to tune in if they didn't know she was going to screw up like that?? Wait, unless she was so naive to assume that her being on the show would draw the largest viewership...