There is a God!
Finally, Russell Crowe was put in his place when Elf beat him at the box office this weekend. And you may ask where I've been this weekend and lately? New York City is my answer. My lady and I went for a few days, and had a fantastic time. I may talk about it later...

your "lady," huh? "fantastic," huh? hmm... this seems like headline news, not comething that should be buried in the seventh page, three columns deep...